relac!One day an evil witch took over the forest. "One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell a joke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared. Or else, I'll cut off your head!"
The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animals laughed except for a tortoise, so the witch cut off his head.
Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all the animals off laughing. But still, the tortoise did not laugh. So the witch cut off her head.
Then, the rabbit went up.. but before she could say a word, the tortoise started laughing...
"Why are you laughing, you stupid tortoise?" the witch asked.
"The monkey's joke was very funny...." was the reply.
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him.
The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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